newber

a person from newbrunswick or an old man

burton is a newber

by clooooeeeeeee January 11, 2009

Newbert Newbington

usually used to describe when someone borrows your shit and breaks it.

also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.

Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."

by Apesauce420 April 13, 2009

newburgh scrapple

eat crap then see what happens caveman

eat your own crap then see what happen
caveman

by Cavemen still exist January 21, 2005

newburgh

what one calls a homosexual that will sleep with anything

"Will, i cant believe you almost seplt with a newburgh!"

by Dantodd May 5, 2007

Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

newburgh

what one calls a homosexual slut that will sleep with anyone

"Will, I Can't believe you almost slep with a newburgh

by Dantodd May 1, 2007

Newberging

When you pitch a tent in class and you have to go to the bathroom to skibidi it out

Oh No! I’m Newberging right now :(

by Joe brown in prison March 4, 2024