Neutron Bomb

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.

"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."

by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013

Jimmy Neutron Special

When a heavily intoxicated person shits and pisses themselves at the same time.

We were hanging out with John until he had the Jimmy Neutron Special.

by Des Yaddy March 28, 2019

Jimmy Neutron The Alien

A galactic soul that eats cheese burgers and toots volleyballs

Jimmy Neutron The Alien is going to eat your cheese burgers

by Unknown woman jimmy neutron March 24, 2021

Jimmy Neutron

When you stick a pencil in your partners pubes and proceed to twist the pencil around so their pubes collect around the pencil in the form of a ice cream swirl. You then shit on the area that is raw from having the pubes forcibly ripped off, then form the shit in the form of jimmy neutrons hair

"Dude Brittany gave me a Jimmy neutron"
"She gave you. A big head?"
"No she gave me head then my dick swelled from her std"

by B1tchPudd!ng February 9, 2015

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

jimmy neutron

Some genius kid who has a shit swirl as a hairdo. Whenever he tries to explain something that is impossible, some gay faggot starts singing, overlapping the conversation. (example: when Jimmy tries to explain how he's breathing in space, the fatfuck Carl starts singing his ass off, covering up what jimmy is saying.) He has a robotic dog that can do anything, from flying like a helicopter to extracting stem cells from it's victims.

It's a plane! It's a bird! It's Superman! Oh, no wait....it's just Jimmy Neutron with that shitswirl hairdo on his head.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

neutron bomb

Fomenting a breakup of existing relationship in order to start dating one of its members.

The term can also apply what you do to a guy when you steal his girlfriend.

"Neutron bomb" originally refers to the tactical nuclear weapon, which kills populations but leaves infrastructure intact for use by an invading army.

Sandra is really hot, but she's been seeing that dork Jeffery. I need to neutron bomb that so I can get in.

I neutron bombed John so I could date his hot girlfriend Amy.

by HankRearden January 1, 2009