Nerp

an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.

A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"

by DonnieShell January 21, 2012

Nerp

Nope (in Jersey)

Person#1; "Hey, so you like Nickelback?"
Person#2; "Nerp"

by Worder Hearder June 9, 2018

Nerp

Never ending recycled product

Comonoly used amongst twacks like me in santa cruz california

Im going to nerp your. Nerp pile im going to nerp your bike

by Legend of sc January 13, 2017

nerp

A cute exclamation of surprise, delight, disappointment or other extreme emotional reactions. Variations include nerpie and nerphead to describe another person when in a highly emotional state.

Nerp! I love you even though you are a nerphead!

by MelissaM September 7, 2007

nerp

The battle cry of those who are not yet clinically insane.

"Nerp!!!!!!! SPOON MAN to the resuce! NERP!!!!!!!"

by Erin October 18, 2006

Nerp

A. Adverb
1. No
2. Never

B. Verb
1. To be bitch slapped in the face
2. To be cock slapped in the face

A. Adverb...
Squire: "Can I take a rip of that bong?"
Huss: "Nerp!"

B. Verb
Last night, Kat stated that Erica needed a nice smacking last night. Trevor and I decided that she deserved to be nerp'd instead.

by Adam Franklin April 8, 2009

nerp

To Nerp, nerping. To use spy ware or spy/surveillance equipment to secretly gain access and gather Intel on other people. My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or..m. cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com

My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or... cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com

by angelpowers.rd.escorts August 8, 2014