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neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
by worlddom September 15, 2008
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Neopolitan

To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)
Dan Heller is a pimp, yo. Last night he got with a sweede, a spic and a mic!
Word!? You mean he had a neopolitan?
by A. Lazarus November 15, 2004
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The Neopolitan

The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.
Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.
by retierkram May 26, 2010
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Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008
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Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.
Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.
by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008
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Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."
by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009
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Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
by JMTM September 22, 2010
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