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The Down Stairs Neighbor
A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.
The Down Stairs Neighbor by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010
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Single Serving Neighbor
1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.
2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.
Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.
Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend
My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.
We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.
Single Serving Neighbor by LSam October 5, 2020
Sauce neighbor
The person sitting next to you at a Mexican restaurant with whom you have neighboring sauce containers
Sauce neighbor by Hdjejdjd January 9, 2022
criss cross neighbors sauce
When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.
Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?
Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs
Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs
criss cross neighbors sauce by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009
Guilty Neighbour Sex
When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
Guilty Neighbour Sex by HornyPixie May 16, 2010
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