nautical naughty

having sex while on a cruise ship

man 1: how'd your cruise go?

man 2: dude it was great. saw some dolphins,gambled a little bit, and did the nautical naughty

by the great red one May 2, 2012

nartical

Gnarly and radical put together.

Dude that board is nartical. Hang loose man.

by broidontknow September 5, 2015

Nastiassitis

A condition in which an individual of sound mind goes days and beyond without taking a shower, even though he or she has immediate access to clean warm running water, soap, towels, wash cloths, lotion, clean clothes, etc. The possibility of the individual being allergic to water and/or soap must be confirmed to be diagnosed with this condition.

H. B. only showers on Sundays; he has nastiassitis.

by Boxside February 25, 2020

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

the nautical stare

the look of pure hatred and disgust that can only happen in response to a true plasmoment

im doing the nautical stare rn that shit was so retarded

by scoutie_ts April 18, 2021

nasticism

n. extreme nastiness. This phrase was first coined in a north Georgia judicial proceeding.

Before their fist fight, the two girls engaged in a heated exchange of Facebook nasticism.

by debonisnon October 14, 2010

pettys nautical grading system

a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for

so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test

by PNGS October 21, 2004