World's Best Napper 

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

World's Best Napper by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

Naughty napper 

One who pretends to sleep or pass out before promise of sexual activities may transpire.

So did you catch that HJ or what?

No, that naughty napper "passed out" while we were making out.

Naughty napper by Tiberius Jones-in January 15, 2009

turd napper 

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

turd napper by amadding September 26, 2008

baby napper 

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.

On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....

baby napper by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012

papple napper 

One Who steals Pineapples from LLaura such as Emily and Chris...very mean and highly secretive...also an insult to one who is sluggish and eats too much pineapple

Emily and Chris are papple nappers!

papple napper by Emily May 28, 2004

Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!

Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!

Office Napper by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011

Caper de napper 

Here's a dude that likes to go around cock knocking everybody. Most likely he's a little boy beatin on his dad's weewee b'cause he's made the young lad watch his mom such his cock long enough to inspire that kind of backwards turning hating

That little caper de napper just beat the hell out of daddy's cock. Look at em go!

Caper de napper by Pokey Nokey September 7, 2022