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similar to trickster A black-ass, trick-ass nigga who is soooo dark that he or she shines and looks purple (not hard purple but barney purple). This delinquent (Generally named Latrell, Douglas, Brandyn, Keyshawn, or Mordecai) is always causing trouble or arousing some form of suspicion, especially from white people. Napster acts of nonsense include:

-Hittin' up the dollar menu at McDonald's three times a day.

-Spending all day at a KFC to distract fellow brothers (who work there) from their duties while scoring free biscuits.

-Walkin' into a Friendly Food Mart to purchase Funions and loose cigarettes at least three times a day.

-Startin' fights over a pair of shoes (generally nikes, jordans, or ice creams).

-Stealin' FREE samples from a Costco or Sam's.

-Startin' beefs over territory-mainly who has control of the local KFC(s).

-Startin' fights over who has a nappier afro.

-Stealin' your TV.

-Dancing in public and being boisterous.

-Drivin' around in a beat up ghetto cruiser (typically a shitty old buick, oldsmobile, or cadillac).

-Bumpin' shitty rap music (usually lil jon, chamillionaire, TI, yung joc, snoop, or ray cash) from 12 AM until 4 AM

-Writin' rap music instead of doing their homework and then complaining when they don't get into college and have to wash cars or sweep the floors at McDonald's for the rest of their lives.

-Beggin' for change on the street instead of just gettin' a damn job.

-Wearin' baggy-ass jeans, Big-ass t-shirts, and du-rags like they are tough so they can cover up the fact that they are soft.

-Blowin' their weekly paycheck, pending that they work, the day that they receive it on bling bling and burr.

-Flappin' their big, bubba lips in the wind.

-Playin' halo or supersmash brothers until 5 AM and then going to sleep until 6 in the afternoon.

-Skippin' school to play halo all day.

-Lyin' around and doin' nothin' productive wit society.

-Hidin' in a basement when their city takes on 20 feet of water.

-sniggin' about or actin' a foo 24 hours a day.

-Thinkin' they are the best dancers.

-Thinkin' they are the shit.

-Bein' a nugga.

-pickin' bugs outta each others afros.

-And, finally, complainin' about Bush winnin' the election even though they was too lazy to get out and vote.
That stupid-ass napster ate all the chicken
by Big Snigger August 7, 2006
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I think I saw that missing napster pictured on the milk carton down near the playground yesterday.
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To freely distribute knowledge/works that may or may not be protected by copyright law through file sharing software.

In the past 50 years, the process of "napsterization" has been applied to all sorts of intellectual property distribution, from bootleg cassette tapes to digital files like mp3s and movies.
There is even some concern presently about how the process will affect written work.

The term stems from a program written by Shawn Fanning in 1998 called Napster, a popular P2P program.
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