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my bitch

my bitch, an affectionate way that someone might refer to their girlfriend as, a word used by the likes of chavs and 'playas' although prefferably not infront of their girlfriend's parents as this will result in the father 'weighing' the chav
boyfriend: yo homies, dis ma bitch
father: you disrespectful little shit. come here, dont run away from me, oiht! come back here where are you going, there's no need to cry! stop it you little bastard
by pastatastesbad May 13, 2005
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smack my bitch up

Quite possibly the single most controversial piece of electronic music ever produced. Released by The Prodigy in 1997, the lyrics consist entirely of eight words sampled from the classic hip-hop track "Give the Drummer Some." Four of those eight are, well, "smack my bitch up." The song has been interpreted as meaning a variety of things, ranging from shooting heroin to domestic violence to doing things intensely, the last of which is what the band maintains as the actual meaning.

The song was coupled with an equally controversial video, which depicts a wild night of sex, drugs, and violence from a first-person perspective. However, it was far from mindless- in fact, the video consistently ranks as one of the best ever made, and contains a twist that makes people rethink their entire interpretation of the song. Personally, I came away from it thinking the song was one big joke making fun of people who will dance to anything without caring what the lyrics are, but I'll let you decide for yourself.
Guy #1: Have you heard that song, "Smack My Bitch Up"?

Girl: OMG, that song is so offensive!

Guy #2: Yeah, but you have to admit, there's a lot worse. Just listen to rap music.
by WeHaveExplosive June 4, 2013
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my bitch

a person you own.
Margaret is my bitch-erica
by erica March 11, 2004
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i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama
dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch
by damn white boy July 10, 2010
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My bitch

An individual who belongs to you, and you own.
Hannah: Hey Matthew, you’re my bitch

Matthew: How?

Hannah: I own you

Matthew: Sounds about right
by Gucci.sister November 8, 2018
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make you my bitch

To you completely impose your will on another with great authority
The Buckeyes have made Michigan their bitch for 13 of the last 14 years. In 2018, I will make you my bitch once again
by Tony45066 November 25, 2017
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Kisses For My Bitches

(1)Simply when you are giving a call out to all your fans or bitches and you blow them kisses obnoxiously. (2) A way to insult someone without directly doing it, meaning kisses for bitches in other words fuck you asshole. (3) A more discreet way of I Love You!
They were all screaming my name so instead of the normal "Thank you, i love you all", I screamed out "Kisses for My Bitches" and the crowd roared even louder with excitement.
by BessosBitch June 4, 2011
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