crown moulding

The act of receiving oral/a handjob and ejaculating so hard that your semen hits the ceiling.

Kevin gave me a handy yesterday and I repaid him with some new crown moulding.

by Ivytongue December 6, 2015

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

Moulder

Boy who masterbaits in front of ones sister.

"Hey Britney watch me moulder", said Chris.

by RBRat3 March 19, 2005

Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.

Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?

by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012

Mouldergeist

(American: Moldergeist)

A smell that seems to linger in your fridge giving a rancid odour. Usually made from month old rotten takeout hiding behind milk jugs or orange juice containers. Even after removal of the deadly Mouldergeist, your refridgerator will never be the same.

No one can escape the wrath of Mouldergeist, not a single vegetable will be left unharmed!! MWHAHAHAHA!

by LOLcats27 October 26, 2014

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019