Home Defense Musket

A copypasta talking about the use of american revolution weaponry as home defense weaponry

Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Home Defense Musket by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021

North Muskegon

a very small town on the west side of Michigan surrounded by water where there are extremely large houses with a mass amount of old people with luxury cars and a high school named #1 educationally in the state despite its reputation for its students smoking massive amounts of pot and heavy drinking.

Whats there to do in North Muskegon? Nothing.

North Muskegon by Edgar Ganja March 15, 2011

The Musket 

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.

"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."

The Musket by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011

got musked 

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

got musked by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

Musket

A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.

Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.

Musket by gilman_god January 19, 2019

muskiepalooza 

A party that should be really awesome but is sometimes ruined by mothering fucking campus police and new concord popo.

mother fucking muskiepalooza 2009........
woo......

muskiepalooza by tpainplus4 April 19, 2009

Maskie

A maskie is someone who is strongly in favour of masks and face coverings. The term emerged during the coronavirus crisis of 2020. While well intentioned, maskies fail to consider the dispiriting effects of compulsory masks, the disproportionate impact on the disabled, and the relatively small effect of masks compared to measures like physical distancing. Their natural enemy is the anti-vaxxer.

That maskie just said we should wear masks 24/7, even during sex! What a loon!

Maskie by SwiiindonLadd August 1, 2020