Mungloo

An affectionate term for a friend who is an overgrown crybaby and farts all day long.

We can’t fault him for being such a mungloo.

by Punkedge January 1, 2022

Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

corpse munger

In document review, a corpse munger is a person who, either by design or stupidity, performs his or her work at a sluggish and mediocre level. This act feeds upon the goodwill, morale, and finances (as a whole, the corpus) of the honest, hard working members of the review team.

That corpse munger only reviewed 200 documents in 12 hours while fucking around for 5 hours!

by Anonymous Reviewer January 3, 2011

reverse munger

To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want to do this? If you were dragged along to a party at the house of someone you didn't like & you were bored.

"I just took a reverse munger in ya farken dunny bitch!"

by Andy J January 10, 2005

Mengeled

Also known as getting Josef Mengeled. Getting "Mengeled" or "Josef Mengeled" is to get beyond shittered, as drunk as can be, leaving no survivors. No man left sober, everyone wasted.

Boys tonight we are getting right fucked up. No man left surviving, everyone is getting mengeled!

by Mahatma Goondi 2.0 October 17, 2013

Zach munger

guy with a 16 inch dick.

I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.

by tigerfan100002 October 17, 2008

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004