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A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.
by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004
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mung baby

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a baby that was saved from its dead mother when she was munged and then raised by the mungers
man the courtney bitch is such a fucking mung baby
by bitch tits December 6, 2004
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Mung Bubble

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1. A bubble consisting of a gelatinous combination of semen and old embalming fluid, produced from the male genitalia of a corpse during munging.
2. A bubble produced from the nostril(s) of an inexperienced mung-sucker who fails to swallow fast enough during the munging process.
Upon munging Grandpa, Billy's inability to digest mung in a timely manner produced mung bubbles the size of airbags.
by Demented GI February 5, 2010
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Mung Finger

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The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Broadly defined as anything that is very disgusting. Originally from the acronym "Mash Until No Good" from the practice of making many changes to a code until it is useless. Made popular from the Saturday Night Live sketch "Wayne's World", it was in the top 5 worst things to get in your halloween bag. It was mentioned again in South Park episode 317, this time more narrowly defined as a substance which comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when pressure is applied to her stomach. And somehow an urban legend involving corpse fluids has sprung off the term mung, though there is no documentation supporting that this is anything other than a gross-out story.
The fraternity had a story about putting mung in the cookies they fed the freshmen. It was so gross!
by Monkeypirate December 11, 2005
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Its the stuff that comes out when you push on a pregnant womans stomach
I gave that woman a hug and mung came out!
by Trisha F09630 March 30, 2009
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That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.

They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
Who is your mung bean at work?

Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
by oracleoflife March 14, 2010
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