Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

sweat muncher

person of low moral standards

will gladly pleasure somoene who hasn't washed recently ie. they don't mind tasting someone sweaty.

by Jayne Simpson-Ellis March 22, 2004

Sack Muncher

A Guy who loves to munch on balls.

Sebastian: I'm soo going to munch on my bf sexy balls tonight!
Me: Sack muncher!

by kiwibitch January 26, 2009

Shit Muncher

One who munches on shit, takes the bullshit instead of thinking for them selves. Lives and dies by imaginary rules, who live in fear of their higher ups.

Toms such a shit muncher he told that guy wait on like even though their is no line.

by Fukaroundfindout December 28, 2022

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

swag-muncher

One who (particularly of younger age) takes the leftover bits of another person's (particularly older) swag in an ongoing game of Pacman-esque swag stealing. If you've ever seen a fish consume algae and other fishtank residue, you've seen the act of swagmunching far before it evolved into the common practice that it is today.

Expert in the art of Swag: Hey ladies how u doin
Swag-muncher: "sup" head gesture

Expert in the art of Swag: DAMNIT
fuckin swag-muncher

by swagetac May 14, 2011

Stair Muncher

To eat someone out on a set of stairs

Last night i wanted to get eaten out but our bed was broken so my boyfriend gave me a stair muncher

by brw14 November 7, 2010