An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai
I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.
by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023
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dude, divyas hair was all messed up after she blew me. so i gave her a mumbai malfoy. problem solved!
by bonerpolice1000 April 30, 2023
Get the Mumbai Malfoy mug.The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
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Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018
Get the mumbai eye mug.Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
Get the Sima Aunty from Mumbai mug.jignesh : bro my singapore ping is high, can u switch to mumbai server for this game ?
rahul : turn the team vc off, i'll switch
rahul : turn the team vc off, i'll switch
by why fry May 30, 2021
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