spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

by Cumslud January 15, 2008

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

suck ass mule

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

by driftkings rock November 10, 2009