mufftrocious

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

Muffocate

The act of being suffocated by the muff.

Dude my last night my girl sat on my face and almost muffocated me.

by J'smainman69 November 29, 2010

Muffocate

When a woman suffocates you with her entire vagina and perineum or when a large lesbian suffocates an opposing gay male in a fight by placing her entire vagina and perineum over the small gay mans head resulting in instant death

Red baron was muffocated by the green bee during their match.

by Joemack28 May 14, 2015

muffoletto

An Italian last name of a god. Anyone with the last name Muffoletto is either involved in domestic violence or really caring.

Her last name is Muffoletto lets not get too close or she will hurt us.

by gibby1212 January 22, 2021

muffpot

Usually an alluminum container used for cooking food under the hood of a snowmobile. Usually attached to the pipe.

What do you have in the muffpot today?
"I've got enchiladas and hot dogs."

by Tommytonga July 26, 2005

muffrark

a bloody hairy nasty old grandma pussy/muff

Damn! Shes got herself a serious case of the muffrark

by Stefan Grant May 9, 2006

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008