mud flaps

dead skin hanging from the bottoms of your lower back, usually called the arsehole. thickness differ from between 2.5mm to 35cm depending on sexual status and origin. these flaps work overtime when a gastronomical virus is detected. bepanthen creme could be used to treat
mud inflicted rash. painkillers should be taken every other hour. if rash does not subside,and you dont know the answer, phone a friend.

hey dude, have you been sitting on the floor?
your mud flaps are flat and fanky....

"what a bummer"... scuse the pun.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

Mud Flaps

a mullet.

its wierd to drive around new hampshire and see all the mullets.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Mud Flaps

Front part of ballsac below the cack.

I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.

by kdog June 27, 2003

Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

by Thenig187 September 6, 2017

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl October 4, 2016

mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019