Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Maartje

The most entertaining person you will ever meet

You’re just like Maartje

by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020

martavius

Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.

Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents

by Charles River December 21, 2016

Wal-Mart Gamer

When a person who can't afford any game consoles goes to Wal-Mart just to play the game demos.

Bob is such a Wal-Mart Gamer, he's playing Lego Batman Demo every time I call.

by Rando Biggs May 25, 2009

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

by El Duce October 8, 2004

Wal-Mart effect

The mass closure of small business in a city or town caused by Wal-Mart setting up shop there

Many small businesses have closed across America because of the Wal-Mart effect.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion March 13, 2009

wal-mart

A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.

Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.

by spaventoso July 1, 2005