Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Mudflapping

the act of motor boating your girlfriends behind.

man i totally want to be mudflapping our waitress right now

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Mississippi Mudflap

When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.

Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.

by TummyTickler27 April 27, 2022

mudflaps

1. The flaps located behind the wheels of a car, so that mud doesnt get caught underneath
2. When a chicks inner lavium sticks out past the body. Looks dirty

Chicks with mudflaps are dirrrty

by WhoCares December 19, 2003

Mudflappin'

The act of a female "going commando." It can get pretty messy down there, so it is up to the labium majora and labium minora to flap around freely and fight off any kind of dirt or grime.

Jon: "Hey Sally, wanna do the dirty?"

Sally: (removes pants) "What kind of dirty?"

Jon: "Eww God. It looks like you rubbed oatmeal all over your vagina!"

Sally: "I wouldn't doubt it... I have been mudflappin' all week"

Jon: "Now I see why they call it the dirty, baby."

by Tough Tucca November 15, 2011

the mudflap

The Mudflap

After engaging in anal intercourse with a female, proceed directly into vaginal exchanging faeces from orifice to orifice.

"Hey Tom you should have seen The Mudflap I gave her last night!"

by iTobi September 13, 2014

Prussian Mudflap

During the immense stresses of coitus when a shart, or worse a bout of diarrhea, emerges from the asshole and dribbles delicately down the rear of the scrotom.

Yo, it's never a good idea to have Taco Bell before sex- it can lead to a Prussian Mudflap.

by Beatmeatyeet7 August 10, 2017