The
act of a female "going commando." It can get pretty messy down there, so it is up to the labium majora and labium minora to
flap around freely and fight off any kind of dirt or
grime.
Jon: "Hey Sally, wanna do the dirty?"
Sally: (removes pants) "What kind of dirty?"
Jon: "Eww
God. It looks like you rubbed
oatmeal all over your
vagina!"
Sally: "I wouldn't doubt it... I have been mudflappin' all week"
Jon: "Now I see why they call it the dirty, baby."