MPS

a school district in Milwaukee that has some of the best and worst schools in Wisconsin. Also one of the worst district in Wisconsin.

Bob: Damn, MPS sucks!

Tommy: Man, fuck MPS and all it's schools.

Remmy: Why are you dissing MPS?

Tom and Bob: Cuz Remmy, MPS sucks and its the worst district in Wisconsin.

by Thekidwhoisakidthatgoestomps January 25, 2011

MPS

(Milf Poundin Squad)
badass group that pounds milfs all the time

mps pounds milfs all day and all night

by W4LL January 15, 2008

MP

Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.

How was last night? MP or NMP?

by SHM2 June 14, 2018

MPS

Man Pussy Syndrome

Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.

by nottobemessedwith June 10, 2009

MPS

Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.

My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef

by Hellogogo March 8, 2018

MP

A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.

I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.

by The Porter September 14, 2005

MP

Mental Picture

Oh man, that just made me MP my parents getting it on- Gross!

Damn baby...you so fine. Turn around and let me MP that booty.

by Das ATIM July 24, 2009