Molecular Hater

Someone who hates something so much and so unreasonably that it makes them look like they’re PlayStation 3 got taken off them. Typically types in Caps Lock and is usually 12-14 years old.

Hey Zach, maybe you should take a break from twitter”, he said to the Molecular Hater

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

molecular sandwichologists

people who love making an academic study out of "What is a sandwich?" at a molecular level

Chad told me soup is a sandwich. I told him we aren't molecular sandwichologists.

by darthvader3333 August 2, 2022

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022

moticular

Moticular means to be a little bitch about something or the inability to not be able to take a joke.

Doug: omg you’re so good
Joe: that’s what your mom was saying that last night
Doug: that’s not funny
Joe: bro stop being so moticular about it! it’s just a joke

by Georgia Litwhick-Melon December 22, 2023

Accelular Moculars

A condition in which babies get cross-eyed due to an epidemic in cross-eyed doctors slapping them after birth in order to cross their eyes so they can increase the population of cross-eyed people on earth.

Samuel had to get special glasses today due to his Accelular Moculars given to him by DR Chen.

by Dreadidiah January 1, 2022