Mosella is a kick-ass, awesome human being who is awesome and gets all the bitches. Mosella can say one word and people will die because she’s so awesome. Mosella wields the power of countless universes and can snuff out life with the click of a finger. Mosella is god. Mosella is Santa Claus. Mosella is the Tooth Fairy. Mosella is Ryan Reynolds. Mosella is everything holy in this world. Mosella definitely does not have a gambling addiction.
“Did you hear about Mosella?”
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
by idonthaveagamblingaddiction November 10, 2022
Get the Mosella mug.Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
by Shorter than you April 28, 2023
Get the Mosella mug.When a meth head has a chicken bone hiding in their rectum (you know, just in case he comes across free meth or cops), then he discreetly removes it. He then passes it around to the unsuspecting tweekers in the room/shed/broke down car.
I offered to smoke a bowl if he had a bone and that fag snuck in a "Dirty Moeller" on me.
Tasted like straight herpes and shit! We smoked it regardless, though.
Tasted like straight herpes and shit! We smoked it regardless, though.
by NoMoreShabuShabu January 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Moeller mug.The name of badasses, people with the surname moseley often find themselves in the company of multiple women (or men if you’re into that) at once. All around BDE
John: dude, matthew is such a moseley! Hes got chicks lining up
Cain: i know, and his son takes after him well
Cain: i know, and his son takes after him well
by Goliath_The_Kid August 13, 2021
Get the Moseley mug.A gazelle with a mustache. Usually used as a way of greeting friends by putting one finger in mo position on upper lip. and other hand posing a peace sign on the top of ones head. Can also be used to express excitement.
"hey hey my best girlfriends!!" *mozelle hand signal*
*team gets goal in football* "MOZELLE!"
"Hey, Debbie, was that a pack of mozelle's casually passing through the house?"
*team gets goal in football* "MOZELLE!"
"Hey, Debbie, was that a pack of mozelle's casually passing through the house?"
by Mac-ingston October 15, 2010
Get the Mozelle mug.A 'Moseley' is someone who embarks on a perverted crusade and comes up short much to the amusement of his peers.
John walked across the dance floor to discreetly touch Jenny's tits. Jenny slapped John and everyone laughed at him. John did a 'moseley'
Andrew climbed into bed with Melissa with only his boxers on and a throbbing erection. Melissa frantically ran out of the room with Andy in pursuit. Andy was then met by his peers who laughed at him. He had done a 'Moseley'
Andrew climbed into bed with Melissa with only his boxers on and a throbbing erection. Melissa frantically ran out of the room with Andy in pursuit. Andy was then met by his peers who laughed at him. He had done a 'Moseley'
by Swordandstone June 21, 2016
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