How to keep a moron busy

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by Sodium Thallium E May 14, 2008

Mornong

When a girl is sucking your cock and attempts to say "good morning" while your dick is still in her mouth

*girlfriend giving you a bj*

"OH, good morning babe"

*with cock in her mouth* good mornong

by MornongProfessor January 9, 2014

Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft November 9, 2015

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Mormon Car Bomb

The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.

"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

Morlocking

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014