Jmes fuck buddy fo life;a person jme p wants to spend his life with;i love you;even though u dont come to skoo.
by bob dylan December 12, 2003
When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017
Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.
She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.
by Crazi8 February 19, 2014
While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 14, 2010
After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
by gapballer7 February 02, 2011
Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.
I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.
by Sante Fe soft serve October 04, 2016
by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022