A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
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Get the Moon Gooning mug.moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooning mug.A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
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Get the Moon gooning mug.When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
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Get the Moon Gooning mug.As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
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