mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Mookanightus

The next level up from being a mook. Some would call one who is a "mookanightus" the king of all mooks. Ussually drinks shitty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even shittier car (such as a 1980's model purple/ moave honda civic. Tends to work at Lucy's Chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. Main goal in life is to procreate, get shitted, and spread stds. Also see STD-K

Person A: Dude that kid Kyle DK is such a mook, I cant believe he drinks that shit and lures girls into his civic with it.

Person B: Nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. He has entered the level of MOOKANIGHTUS.

Person A: Shit dude, I didn't realize. I better go hide my younger sister.

by Leeeeeeroy JEEEEEHHNKINS March 8, 2011

mooker

a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying

“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”

by mylalol February 21, 2021

mooked

to be schooled in somthing or to be out did.

you- close game
me- naw guy i mooked u
you- no man it was a tight game
me- haha MOOKED!

by Ariam tekle November 27, 2006

Mooknathan

A person who makes foolish decisions without thinking them through. Usually a young person who is inexperienced in a certain field.

Noah you mooknathan wheres the boof?

by jddjdjdjdjjdd December 4, 2020

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

mooka

New Jersey slang, meaning Ecstasy pill.

Person A: I was up off them mookas last night!
Person B: That's whats up.

by incises0ul June 29, 2010