Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Le Monke

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.

Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop

by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

Electric monk

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

by Kakapo March 27, 2009

Monika

A beautiful girl who has the powers of the world she has power beauty and wisdom. She rules over all. She has cared for her people she has loved once but has fallen in the fake of his name.

She is like a pure Monika.

by AngelWings12345 May 11, 2018

Monke

A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish

God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation

by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019

Crap Monk Stank

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011

Monika

The girl everyone meets during Act 3 of Doki Doki Literature Club! After she deleted Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri. It's now You and j̡̰̼͚̗̲̏̃ͥU̼̦̝̖̲͉͗́s̳̝̫̠̬̳̤̗ͮ͐ͫ̈́͟T̛̫̦̩ͨ̋͗ ͈̤̣͓̯̍ͯ͒ͬ͜M̧̱̟̑ôͬ ̫̰̜̩̭̖̖ṋ͖̠̹͎̮̬͔͆͌̅͞Î̮͖̖͜ͅk̛̲̫ͪ̈Ǎ̗͇̳̥͙̬̕. You have an option to stay with Monika or Move on to Act 4.

If the player chooses to stay with Monika, she'll bring random topics.
Monika is smart, beautiful and athletic.
She gives you writing tips of the day! How nice of Monika.

Monika : "Heres Monikas writing tip of the day! If your best friend doesn't answer you at their door. Do not gently open the door. There's a high chance they've already died... Wait. Is this tip even about writing? aha..."
- A Completly random tip some people made, even me I guess

by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 14, 2022