Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.

Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.

by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009

Monticrystal

A pervert and a masochist but has a heart of gold.

Monticrystal some dood in youtube.

by dndtvt April 10, 2010

monticus

The most honest man on earth and is sweet loving caring and doesn't know sometimes that his true love is right in front of his face tho whole time.

(Monticus is a very nice guy)

by Jessstar2018 June 25, 2017

Monicker

A name you give to yourself. See moniker.

Yo, don't CALL me that. I'm not settling for any nicknames, I'll make my own monicker.

by Dragix April 25, 2007

montecka

xtra large, jumbo, very big.

wow sistah, you keep on drinking diet pepsi and look you now...montecka!!

by Palar Jones October 19, 2007

monicko

Someone that takes great talent in fidget spinning and dabbing

did you hear, monicko got a new fidget spinner today.

by Mocodopeness May 20, 2017

monticello middle school

Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.

I went to Monticello Middle school and got a STD.

by AnonymousBITCH668764 May 9, 2018