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Monte Vista

A school where the rich and spoiled students bitch about how the "rich and spoiled" students are gay and how this place is gay because the people are too caught up with their money.
Anyone who has bitched about how bad their life is and how they hate this place on a website that no one will ever see.


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by Chubster May 8, 2005
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Mon-ta Vis-Tah n.
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal
Student from MV: Hey wanan go to the football game agisnt Cal?

Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!
by Danville resident January 13, 2005
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Monte-Zaro

Monte Zaro is a synonym with "un-existent." It can be used as an adjective but it's mostly used as a noun.
When the word is used as a noun it always describes a place that isn't real. You've never met somebody from here and you never will.
A: Hey I just met some guy, he lives in Monte-Zaro.
B: No you didn't.
by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021
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Monte Carlo

boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P
by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009
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Monte carlo

The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.
Damn man nice car! Is that a 77 Monte Carlo?
by HalloweenTime August 30, 2007
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monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
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Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.
Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.
by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005
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