momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Monmouth University

The Whitest school in the United States. Extremely over priced tuition. Were rich over-privilged New Jersey kids attend college. Easy classes, social circles and cliques that are high school like. You have to go off campus to have any sort of fun. Girls here(even the minority girls) only go for white guys unless you're an athlete. People avoid friendship, conversation, eye contant with people who are different then them. Perfect place to go if you want to avoid contact with other cultures.

I drive from Monmouth University up to Rutgers every Thursday night because I actually want to have a fun night.

by ku November 3, 2004

monmouth beach

scum

person 1-"Wow we must be in monmouth beach!"
person 2-"How can you tell?"
person1- "Just look at all of the scummy people walking around"

by i dont live in mb.... June 29, 2010

monomentaliphobia

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

monomiserate

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)

Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.

by langnerd January 11, 2009

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

monmole

A mole on your face identical to Marilyn Monroe.

My daughter was born with a monmole.

by Chuck Leery June 7, 2017