monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"

Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!

by N4rF February 9, 2003

Monkey Dick

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham

by David Shaw February 17, 2004

A Monkeyfuck

One who fucks squirrels up the ass

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck

by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeydickass

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

MonkeyKick

To move swiftly twoards someone by moving side to side with your arms out like a monkey and then once you reach them to kick them as a monkey would.

During the crazy sleepover, the man attacked the annoying boy by chasing after him and Monkeykicking him.

by DoublePoints Champion June 12, 2010

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019