Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.

Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.

by Ragedookie September 21, 2005

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020

ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.

At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.

by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004

ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009