megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

mongletard

The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children

Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

Mongatron

a blue and purple monster with a long nose and extremely long and thin legs which u call people when they behave like idiots!!

like Laurence!! labz!

by anissa December 15, 2003

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

Mongator

Southern slang explicitive used in substitution to generally mean "bitch ass mother-fucker" or other explicitive. Used on subject who will most likely snitch or write you up if real explicitive is used.

You Mongator get the hell out of here before I F you up!

by thursz March 6, 2010

Mensatard

(n.): Any person who is well-read, articulate, and capable of formulating intelligible positions on a wide range of topics, but which happen to be demonstrably false. Derived from "Mensa" and "retard".
(Adj): Mensatarded

Dan: Having read Marx, and Rand, and Locke, and Smith, I remain resolute in my assertion that communism is a great idea that has never been fully or properly implemented.

John: Dan, if decades of evidence to the contrary combined with the hundreds of millions of dead bodies that go with those "poor implementations" of communism are not enough to convince you otherwise, I must conclude that you are, in fact, a mensatard.

by Mephist0paulus October 17, 2010