(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.
by MeezyK November 18, 2011
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Multiple bruh's linked together by multiple people. The more bruh's are linked together, the higher the bruh momentum.
'Damn bro, did you hear that?!'
'they had a bruh momentum of 9!'
by CheeseCrust March 31, 2020
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Joozo Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been made by mistake naturally.
Ah shit. I made a Joozo Momentum!
by milf<3 May 1, 2021
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One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.
After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.
by Reishnakov May 12, 2020
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Bruhmus Momentum is the spell that casts a bruh moment. If you say it, a bruh moment will happen in the near future.
Student 1: Can today just be a normal day...
Student 2: BRUHMUS MOMENTUM
by UpwindLion November 13, 2019
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A weird rush of joy and disbelief when everything seems in sync with your perception that signals you are subtly trending online due to a certain attitude you do on the internet either in chatrooms when gaming etc that spreads and people adopt as the new passing trend
A : why do I felt the internet is talking to me?
B : yeah bro you are experiencing Neo momentum
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A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.
Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??

Bush: Catching momentum.
by Catching_Momentum April 24, 2018
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