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Mounting Sex 

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick
Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW
Mounting Sex by Duskyyy December 12, 2013

momentine 

Means basicly stop being stuck up and so protective!
1. cool down
2. stop being stuck up!
3. chill
Stuck Up Person: we shouldn't be doing this shit!
Momentine Person: dude! momentine!
moening- pronounced munning NOT MOANING now get it FUCKING right you assholes
that moening bitch is soo cool
moening by moening October 9, 2008

Mounting Dew 

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.
She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.
Mounting Dew by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

molesting a snake 

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.
Whale Mounting by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009