Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

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Mounting Sex

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick

Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW

Mounting Sex by Duskyyy December 12, 2013

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Means basicly stop being stuck up and so protective!
1. cool down
2. stop being stuck up!
3. chill

Stuck Up Person: we shouldn't be doing this shit!
Momentine Person: dude! momentine!

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moening- pronounced munning NOT MOANING now get it FUCKING right you assholes

that moening bitch is soo cool

moening by moening October 9, 2008

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The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

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Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

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When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

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