Moita kurva 

A swag about a person you really like, and you are friends so you can watch them.

A:You are my dearest friend!
B:I know!
A:Its not because I dont have any other friends, its just because you are moita kurva! <3

Moita kurva by ♡vashta_k<3rva♡ August 12, 2021

mykita 

a bestfriend for anyone. a little flirty. a little self concious. but the biggest heart anyone could have. super hot bod but not too into sports.

damn dude that mykita chick we met last night was super cute, i'd like to see her in a bikini! she has a bangin' bod too.

mykita by superssallysuckah August 16, 2010

mikita

A czech guy who looks like he's japanese, but is really swahili as well as the pope, the French prime minister and a vietnamese guerilla warrior.

mikita denies any relation to a table saw.

mikita by hobojoe March 2, 2004

moktar

an ugly female paki, generally one with really long hair.

go back to Pakistan you fucking moktar!

moktar by phr0st July 12, 2007

mojita 

(n). 1.your hunny/ nickname for your girl.
a chick that won't leave u..cuz you got her sooooo wet its unbelievable

2. nickname for ur wifey, so no one notices u talkin about her
2. FRIENDS FOR THE BENEFITS ..(sexual healing)

1. mojita got soo wet for me tonite...she passed out.
2. Mojita will never leave mojo because, he done did some things to mesmerozie her
2. Whenevr Mojita sees mojo, she drops and gets wet on the spot

mojita by F1F1 September 16, 2008

Mikita

A strange manchild who looks like a larger and heavier Mike Turi. Could also be Mr. Friendlanders lovechild.

1.That kid is a real Mikita.
2.He looks liek a real jerk
3.he looks liek he spend hid life in his room AKA the second floor of his house.
4.Wow did you just pull a mikita
5.Drugs make you act liek a mikita
6.after we got hammered we pulled a mikita

Mikita by Mr. Cecchini <3 you! March 22, 2004

motita 

THE BEST WEIRDEST AND DUMBEST DOG YOU WILL EVER HAVE. plus she can get pregnant many times lol, and she is pug with autism.

ps. she can't hear well, nor recognize you at first sight.
pssd. can't breathe properly nor swim
can also be called:
mota
babosha
mamish
baboshi
apetosha

motita ve a hacer papis popis.
mamish ven par acá

motita by rriizzooo November 1, 2018