mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.

Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."

mohawk college by Labraderp September 13, 2017

Mohawk Erik 

Someone who has a Mohawk, likes hairy pussy, pimple face bitch, cries about his ex, and looks through his memories with her.

Erik is such a Mohawk Erik.

Mohawk Erik by Mr-BLACKDEATH June 6, 2018

Mohawk River 

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

Mohawk River by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021

mohawk-penis connection 

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

mohawk-penis connection by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Mohawk Kid 

Also Known As Erik Leonard

Look! Theres Mohawk Kid!

Mohawk Kid by LOL LOL March 18, 2005

Mohawk valley community college 

Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.

“What college do u go to” oh I go to Mohawk valley community college” “what are u a crack head”

Mohawk valley community college by Stormcrum September 30, 2020

Mohawk Boy 

Supreme Kai from DBZ. Shawn B. is in l-u-v love with him, and they're gonna have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000.5 kids together....I think

Mohawk Boy looks like a Nidoran-M that bleached its skin and learned how to stand up on his hind legs....

Mohawk Boy by RatchetBoo May 16, 2003