the easily offended

A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.

Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)

by Lam Alien January 31, 2017

offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

kid got offended

slang term used to anger someone after they retaliate from either a burn, comment, or statement, that may or may not have even offended them.

hey steve your mom was good last night

Steve: "fuck off"

whoaa kid got offended

by WayILive June 20, 2008

Offended

People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.

I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.

by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020

offended

a page an ed cool people go to

cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah

by coolbros1 September 16, 2014

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 31, 2011