Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.

- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.

by Sezamaz March 11, 2021

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018

Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."

by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

Monogamous

The Opposite of Polyamory.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.

L: Hey, I love you.
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K

by That One Tae Girl May 8, 2022

Monogamous

Extreme embarrassment from wearing those pants with the lines over the knees.

Finn is monogamous

by Panzzy8pie August 16, 2022

Monogamous Pornstar

A pornstar who only fucks her boyfriend or husband for OnlyFans or Pornhub channel.

Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.

A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 2, 2024