by crazylife October 16, 2013
Get the mlm symbol mug.A person who makes his living by dragging his faithful downline from one internet opportunity to the next. These people have a charismatic personality and are convincing when they tell you they want everyone to earn money. The truth is, as long as they are profiting they don't care how much their downline loses.
MLM Pimps have an established downline who will join most anything that is recomended to them by their MLM Pimp.
by Catty Shaq January 13, 2005
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Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.
Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.
Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.
Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.
by manic cavy July 28, 2010
Get the MLM: multi-level muffin top mug.A person that changes network marketing companies based on avoiding the mirror or is enticed by a blame your company mentality. This is also defined as a lack of commitment to personal growth, lack of coachability, lack of work ethic, lack of long term vision and/or accepting excuses.
John has been with 4 different companies in 4 years. John blames the companies, his leadership, the comp. plan and has many excuses why this won't work when he didn't work or commit. John really quit because he did not apply himself, did not do the required work and was not coachable. He keeps looking for the next best thing and doesn't put in the time with 1 company.
If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker
If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker
by NO Blame, NO Excuses October 9, 2011
Get the MLM prostitute mug.A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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Random person 2: I did and now i need a new pair of pants.
Random person 2: I did and now i need a new pair of pants.
by Teheimgay February 11, 2024
Get the MLM/M4M/WLW/W4W mug.Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.
Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.
by reversengineer April 11, 2016
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