nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

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wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

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Love Mitten

Vagina or a place where babies come from

Mel has an exquisite love mitten

by Unit VP December 17, 2006

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fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

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An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.

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Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?

"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"

by Pro-Human-anti Mittens October 16, 2012

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