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mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss
Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.
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Indian mistletoe

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe
by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023
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National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
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mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
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mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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daytona mistletoe

Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache
After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe
by Rokabily January 19, 2021
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Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
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