Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage

Awesome guy with an awesome haircut that makes awesome jokes and fights in the outlands for fame using his hologram.

Yo mate who won the latest game in the outlands?
I think it was Mirage.

by Nemunas the god of reverse UNO June 9, 2020

Mirabella

When I tell you this bitch-- She's 4'11" and will break your fucking kneecaps

" Mirabella, how are yo--"
" B E G O N E K N E E S !!"

by snowamv June 9, 2020

Mirakel

Mirakel is the best person you can find. You think's he's a girl but to your surprise he's a boy. He always hopes for the best and it seemly turns out the way he wants it without fail. He has a nice voice that is calm. He likes to play a lot of games, not all are so bright but most are ones rated E for everyone. Mirakel is the funniest person you now, the punchline is always his height.

Urmother: Is that Mirakel?

Jimmy Boi: That boy who cut his hair and is insane in the head?

by ilikeitlikeda1 December 5, 2021

URBAN MIRAGE

When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.

Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"

by CHRIS .O October 18, 2008

Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

mirale

Mirale is a Turkish girl name (pronounced mehraal) and means 'wise' and 'shining sea'. It's similar to the english name Meryl Miral's are very unique,lovely and caring people who are quite mystical and usually always smiling and laughing.

Mirale's are often very creative and love being in the spotlight. They are also often very good singers. She won't stop smiling, she must be a Mirale! In old Turkish tradition, killing a Mirale would bring bad luck to the family, Mirales were considered as very beautiful animals.and the meaning of Mirale is "shining sea" and/ or DOORS OF HEAVEN what a beautiful mirale
"The epitome of romance, full of compassion and empathy. Very intuitive, artistic, feminine, mystical and sensual. Has a natural sense of rhythm and grace in body movement that makes her fabulous and intoxicating in bed.

she takes time out of her schedule to tutor others and blesses others with her presence and hot body. One thing that should never be forgotten is that she has the best body out of every girl.

shes got the curves any man wants and the waste line size all girls want. She makes every girl jealous but they cant help but love her. She intimidates teachers because she's just that awesome.

If you know a mirale dont let a day go by where she doesnt know she is loved, and the most beautiful, smart, kind, and sexy girl in the world. Because that is everything that Mirale is.

by lxanastasia June 18, 2017