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one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever
Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!
by (\o/) March 15, 2004
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Minester

A living organism that is under the rule of oneself and filled with extreme cuteness.

A word to be used when someone or something has such extreme cuteness that it cannot be described with any other word.
He's such a Clovie-Minester!
by Viletbod December 15, 2010
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Minister of Cool

1 - A superstar; a queen of sheba.
2 - Someone who knows cool and can thus tell you how far you are from it.
3 - A sock puppet for your most favorite peep on your website. An internet name to disguise the identity of an actual person
"This really happened while conducting field research with the Minister of Cool." (I had a date with xxxxx)
by Wink Dinkerson January 20, 2006
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Minster

as it is obviously shown by the first definition, Minster is a town in mid west ohio populated by the most stuck up people on earth. they are too excited over their overrated sports and like sniffing their own farts. Most are wealthy and like talking about their new things. Minster people care only for themselves and will screw anyone else over. They are always right, and you are always wrong. Also, the cops suck and pull people over for no reason. Never go to Minster. NO ONE LIKES YOU (CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)!
You: Where was Jesus born?
Minster citizen: Minster!
by Mercer County Rules December 18, 2011
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Prime Minister

Chief minister and leader of the government in political systems based on the Westminster system.
In many systems it is a pre-requisite to nomination to demonstrate an ability to suck up, suck cock, and have a penchant for sadism
"Clean wax and polish as you dust with the Prime Minister's cabinet"

"The Prime Minister - Leaves your surfaces fresh and clean"

"Helen Clarke has the biggest balls I've ever seen on a Prime Minister"
by C McC April 6, 2009
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Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.
by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010
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Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.
I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate
by Buckdorf February 19, 2019
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