Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

Blowin mines

Something that takes away your 'high'. You're feeling yourself but someone does something that brings you down. A little bit of jealousy, a little bit of hate.

She is blowin mines.

He's blowin mines.

by Baba Heru October 25, 2016

Ratboy's Minge

A cavernous and oddly malodorous place that can be used to conceal stolen cars, aircraft carriers or the Indian subcontinent.

I rented Ratboy's minge out to some vietnamese illegal immigrants, and when i came back they were all dead.

by Mitsquana February 1, 2010

minesweeper suicide

When a person, especially a depressed person, purposefully clicks a "mine" in the computer game Minesweeper.

Chris was getting bored on his computer, so he committed minesweeper suicide and went to watch TV.

Instead of cutting her wrists, Marnie just committed minesweeper suicide over and over.

by busrider June 15, 2007

minge binge

A protracted episode of cunnilingus.

I went on a minge binge for a half hour, until my partner begged for mercy and a glass of water.

by RobR May 2, 2006

Salt Mines

The last place on earth you'd want to be.

Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines

by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.

1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."

by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011