"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".
Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!
by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
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Get the Malumpcious mug.When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.
Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.
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Get the yank the 1 armed milkman mug.Berd: Hey bro, can you get me the milm for my cornn flaek?
Philbert: Oh yeah, sure man uhhh here you go.
Berd: Thanks Philb-. This is skim milm.
Philbert: Oh yeah, sure man uhhh here you go.
Berd: Thanks Philb-. This is skim milm.
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Get the One eyed milkman mug.A different way of saying the word "milk", first used by YouTuber James Caddick, aka Caddicarus on his video of the game RC Stunt Copter on the PS1.
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