Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.

My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.

by Rotussin November 15, 2019

Millenial Classic Rock

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.

At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.

by block bros. April 5, 2017

Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.

"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."

by paulbholt February 6, 2019

millenial body

a "millenial body" is a young dad/mom body. no exercise, flabbly, sloppy or mis-shaped odd looking bodies.

Chealsea has a millenial body.

by memorybully September 28, 2019

Millenial Apocalypse

The end of the world brought on by millenial degeneracy

The Millenial Apocalypse is upon us, we're all gonna die!

by sudnvm May 22, 2020

Millenial Towers

Newly constructed, high-priced high rise apartment buildings located in an urban center or gentrified neighborhood. These complexes are known as Millennial Towers because of their popularity with millenials.

Did you hear about Greg? He moved into those new Millenial Towers downtown

by BigSexyTeddyBear October 7, 2018

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025