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Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.
guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro
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MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.
I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....
by Elizabeth August 31, 2004
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milfellate

Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
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milferrigno

A combination of a milf with the intense anger fluctuations of Lou Ferrigno that you might expect from a post-menopause milf that you are currently banging. Basically she goes Hulk on your ass.
Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?

Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
by prodigyofmind July 24, 2010
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minifesto

(1) a contraction of "mini" and "manifesto": a mini manifesto, a short manifesto, a manifesto's manifesto, a pocket manifesto (see minifesto.org/)

(2) an animated GIF that shows any message you want (see wigflip.com/minifesto/)
That minifesto sure packed a punch.

Marx himself would have been mighty proud of this little minifesto right here!

Minifesto, manifesto, maxifesto, Marxifesto!
by mdsquared June 11, 2014
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milfery

present participle from the verb to "milf". The practice milfing/ the act of seeking out a milf for a bit of action.

Related to milf "Mother I'd Like To Fuck"
"the young man was a fine proponent of milfery"
by KeithJA69 April 1, 2008
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Milicent

she's sexy and her best boyfriends usually have a name beginning with 'h' she's not frigid and she can have two personalities, very tomboy ish and very girly girl , this girl is perfect as a girlfriend and is very loyal and caring .
Harry's so lucky he's going out with Milicent ( Millie ) !!!
by zyxwvutsandr August 9, 2017
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